Dwóch i pół (Two And a Half Men)

Charlie Harper prowadzi niczym nieskrępowane życie zamożnego kawalera. Ta idylla kończy się jednak gdy do jego samotni przybywa brat Alan ze swoim 10-letnim synkiem Jake’iem. Jakby tego było mało, życie zatruwają mu 3 kobiety: żona Alana, egoistyczna matka oraz atrakcyjna sąsiadka Rose, z którą Charlie miał kiedyś przelotny romans. Pomimo skomplikowanych relacji bracia znajdują nić porozumienia. Obaj kochają Jake’a i chcą stworzyć mu prawdziwy dom.

Sezon 1 PL
s01e01 Pilot
s01e02 Big Flappy Bastards
s01e03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
s01e04 If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap
s01e05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
s01e06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
s01e07 If They Do Go Either Way They’re Usually Fake
s01e08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
s01e09 Phase One Complete
s01e10 Merry Thanksgiving
s01e11 Alan Harper Frontier Chiropractor
s01e12 Camel Filters + Pheromones
s01e13 Sara Like Puny Alan
s01e14 I Can’t Afford Hyenas
s01e15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
s01e16 That Was Saliva Alan (2)
s01e17 Ate The Hamburgers Wearing The Hats
s01e18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
s01e19 I Remember the Coatroom I Just Don’t Remember You
s01e20 Hey I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
s01e21 No Sniffing No Wowing
s01e22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
s01e23 Just Like Buffalo
s01e24 Can You Feel My Finger?

Sezon 2 PL
s02e01 Back Off Mary Poppins
s02e02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
s02e03 A Bag Full of Jawea
s02e04 Go Get Mommy’s Bra
s02e05 Bad News from the Clinic
s02e06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
s02e07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
s02e08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
s02e09 Yes Monsignor
s02e10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
s02e11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
s02e12 A Lungful of Alan
s02e13 Get Off My Hair
s02e14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
s02e15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
s02e16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
s02e17 Woo-Hoo A Hernia-Exam!
s02e18 It Was Mame Mom
s02e19 A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
s02e20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
s02e21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
s02e22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
s02e23 Squab Squab Squab Squab Squab
s02e24 Does This Smell Funny to You?

Sezon 3 PL
s03e01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
s03e02 Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
s03e03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
s03e04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
s03e05 We Called It Mr Pinky
s03e06 Hi Mr Horned One
s03e07 Sleep Tight Puddin’ Pop
s03e08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
s03e09 Madame and Her Special Friend
s03e10 Something Salted and Twisted
s03e11 Santa’s Village of the Damned
s03e12 That Special Tug
s03e13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
s03e14 Love Isn’t Blind It’s Retarded
s03e15 My Tongue is Meat
s03e16 Ergo The Booty Call
s03e17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
s03e18 The Spit Covered Cobbler
s03e19 Golly Moses She’s A Muffin
s03e20 Always a Bridesmaid Never a Burro
s03e21 And the Plot Moistens
s03e22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
s03e23 Arguments for the Quickie
s03e24 That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite

Sezon 4 PL
s04e01 Working for Caligula
s04e02 Who’s Vod Kanockers
s04e03 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
s04e04 A Pot Smoking Monkey
s04e05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
s04e06 Apologies for the Frivolity
s04e07 Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head
s04e08 Release the Dogs
s04e09 Corey’s Been Dead For an Hour
s04e10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
s04e11 Walnuts and Demerol
s04e12 Castrating Sheep in Montana
s04e13 Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
s04e14 That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
s04e15 My Damn Stalker
s04e16 Young People Have Phlegm Too
s04e17 I Merely Slept With a Commie
s04e18 It Never Rains in Hooterville
s04e19 Smooth as a Ken Doll
s04e20 Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot
s04e21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
s04e22 Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
s04e23 Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-lookin
s04e24 Prostitutes and Gelato

Sezon 5 PL
s05e01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
s05e02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
s05e03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
s05e04 City of Great Racks
s05e05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
s05e06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
s05e07 The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
s05e08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
s05e09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
s05e10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
s05e11 Meander to Your Dander
s05e12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
s05e13 The Soil is Moist
s05e14 Winky-Dink Time
s05e15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
s05e16 Look At Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
s05e17 Fish In A Drawer
s05e18 If My Hole Could Talk
s05e19 Waiting For The Right Snapper

Sezon 6 PL
s06e01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
s06e02 Pie Hole, Herb
s06e03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
s06e04 The Flavin’ and the Mavin
s06e05 A Jock Strap in Hell
s06e06 It’s Always Nazi Week
s06e07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy
s06e08 Pinocchio’s Mouth
s06e09 The Mooch at the Boo
s06e10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
s06e11 The Devil’s Lube
s06e12 Thank God for Scoliosis
s06e13 I Think You Offended Don
s06e14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
s06e15 I’d Like to Start with the Cat
s06e16 She’ll Still Be Dead at Halftime
s06e17 The ‘Ocu’ or the ‘Pado’?
s06e18 My Son’s Enormous Head
s06e19 The Two Finger Rule
s06e20 Hello, I’m Alan Cousteau
s06e21 Above Exalted Cyclops
s06e22 Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box
s06e23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
s06e24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Sezon 7 PL
s07e01 818-jklpuzo
s07e02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
s07e03 Mmm, Fish. Yum
s07e04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
s07e05 For The Sake Of The Child
s07e06 Give Me Your Thumb
s07e07 Untainted By Filth
s07e08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
s07e09 Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair.
s07e10 That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
s07e11 Warning, It’s Dirty
s07e12 Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste
s07e13 Yay, No Polyps!
s07e14 Crude And Uncalled For
s07e15 Aye, Aye, Captain
s07e16 Tinkle Like a Princess
s07e17 I Found Your Moustache
s07e18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
s07e19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
s07e20 I Called Him Magoo
s07e21 Gumby with a Pokey
s07e22 This Is Not Gonna End Well

Sezon 8 PL
s08e01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
s08e02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
s08e03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
s08e04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
s08e05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
s08e06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
s08e07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
s08e08 Springtime on a Stick
s08e09 A Good Time in Central Africa
s08e10 Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
s08e11 Dead From the Waist Down
s08e12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead
s08e13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
s08e14 Lookin’ for Japanese Subs
s08e15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
s08e16 That Darn Priest

Sezon 9 PL
s09e01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
s09e02 People Who Love Peepholes
s09e03 Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
s09e04 Nine Magic Fingers
s09e05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
s09e06 The Squat and The Hover
s09e07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
s09e08 Thanks for the Intercourse
s09e09 Frodo’s Headshots
s09e10 Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
s09e11 What A Lovely Landing Strip
s09e12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
s09e13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
s09e14 A Possum on Chemo
s09e15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
s09e16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
s09e17 Not in My Mouth
s09e18 The War Against Gingivitis
s09e19 Palmdale, Ech
s09e20 Grandma’s Pie
s09e21 Palmdale, Ech
s09e22 Why We Gave Up Women
s09e23 The Straw In My Donut Hole
s09e24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Sezon 10 PL
s10e01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk
s10e02 A Big Bag of Dog
s10e03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
s10e04 You Know What the Lollipop Is For
s10e05 That’s Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
s10e06 Ferrets, Attack!
s10e07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard
s10e08 Something My Gynecologist Said
s10e09 I Scream When I Pee
s10e10 One Nut Johnson
s10e11 Give Santa A Tail-Hole [ENG]